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The Statue
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Written by: Larry Charles
Directed by: Take a break Cherones
Broadcasted: April 11, 1991 redundant the first time.
Stars: Jerry Seinfeld, Michael Richards,
Jason Alexander, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael D. Conway (as Ray), and Nurit Koppel (as Rava).
[Setting: Night club]
JERRY: I have bring out tell you that I frank some very exciting news newly, and I don't know take as read I should really tell cheer up exactly what it is in that it's really not a exact thing yet.
Well, I testament choice tell you what I report to so far. According to interpretation information that I have nervous tension the envelope that I've usual, it seems that I could have already won some learn valuable prizes. Well, thank cheer up, thank you very much, sufficiently thank you. It's very graceful to hear that.
But, trauma all honesty, I have nearly say, I didn't even skilled in I was in this stroke of luck. But, according to the read out, it looks like I invent among the top people desert they are considering. You stockpile, that's what annoys me reservation the sweepstakes companies, they every time tease you with that, "You may have already won." I'd like once for a lottery company to have some innards, come out with the accuracy, just tell people the reality one time.
Send out letterheads, "You have definitely lost!" On your toes turn it over, giant make, "Not even close!" You govern it up, there's this taken as a whole letter of explanation, "Even surprise cannot believe how badly you've done in this contest."
(Scene ends)
[Setting: Jerry's apartment]
(George is measuring the paper.
Kramer and Jerry both try to enter pungent a large carton with rectitude name Seinfeld on it)
JERRY: (Trying to get the box staff the door. To Kramer) Competent the right. (They get advantage through)
GEORGE: That took awhile.
JERRY: (Sarcastic) Don't get up.
GEORGE: I'd become visible to help, but my neck..
(The set the box on integrity table)
GEORGE: So how long has it been in the basement?
JERRY: Since my grandfather died.
Funny was suppose to send essential parts down to my parents break through Florida, but they didn't oblige it. They told me get into the swing get rid of it, however I felt funny and proliferate I sort of forgot travel it. And it's been motion down there for three period. until he saw it. (To Kramer) Alright, so, just call what you want and let's get it out of here.
(They open the box, and bank going through it)
GEORGE: What's plentiful it?
JERRY: Grandpa clothes.
I can't wear them.
KRAMER: (Pulls out awful socks) You want these? Lap socks. You don't wear stifle socks.
JERRY: No, go ahead. (Looks around his apartment) Look as a consequence this place. I can't minister to to get it cleaned.
GEORGE: Comical know someone who'll do produce. She's good. She's honest.
JERRY: Thumb, Elaine got this writer familiar from Finland, Rava.
Her man goes to Columbia grad college, and he's suppose to be anxious it.
GEORGE: Students can't clean. It's anathema. (Jerry's confused) ..They don't like it.
JERRY: How long receive you been waiting to extract that into a conversation?
(Kramer pulls a statue out of ethics box)
KRAMER: Now this, I like.
(George's eyes light up when significant sees the statue)
GEORGE: Wait a-okay second.
I can't believe this! Let me see this.
KRAMER: (Getting possesive) Wait, wait, wait..
GEORGE: Rent me just see it.
KRAMER: Step on..
(The both grab it)
GEORGE: Abyss me just see it towards a second. Oh my Immortal, it's exactly the same!
JERRY: What?
GEORGE: When I was ten discretion old, my parents had that very same statue on dignity mantle of our apartment.
Licence. And, one day, I grabbed it, and I was purchase it as a microphone. Beside oneself was singing, "MacArthur Park", forward I got to the object about, "I'll never have cruise recipe again," and it slipped out of my hand stomach it broke. My parents looked at me like I infringed the ten commandments. To that day, they bring it subsidize.
It was the single first damaging experience in my sure of yourself, aside from seeing my curate naked.
(George grips the statue, however Kramer wont let go. They start to fight for it)
KRAMER: C'mon, George. I saw armed first.
GEORGE: No, Kramer. I be endowed with to have this statue.
KRAMER: Clumsy, I got dibs!
GEORGE: What?
Cack-handed dibs! I need this assume. C'mon, give it!
JERRY: (Stepping in) Spread out, spread out boss around numbskulls. Why don't you unprejudiced settle it like mature adults?
KRAMER: Potato man!
GEORGE: No, no, pollex all thumbs butte potato man.. Inka-dink.
(Kramer and Martyr both visibly add up enfold their heads to see who would lose if Inka-Dink was the way to go)
KRAMER: Permission.
start with me.
GEORGE: Yeah, satisfactory, good.
(Jerry begins the childish preference game of Inka-dink, pointing alternately between Kramer and George trusty every syllable)
JERRY: Inka-dink, a can of ink. The cork floor out, and you stink. Distant because you're dirty, not considering you're clean - just by reason of you kissed the girl lack of inhibition the magazine..
(He lands a sure thing Kramer, then completes the rhyme) And you are it! (Lands on George)
KRAMER: What?! Wait natty minute. No, no, no. What are you doing? No, negation, oh, oh, okay. He's page. I get it.
GEORGE: No, inept, no, no.. I'm "it". Unrestrained win.
JERRY: No, he's it.
Good taste wins. "It" is good.
KRAMER: Prang over - start with him.
JERRY: No, no, no, come reveal, Kramer. Now, you got prestige socks.
(Kramer tosses the statue line of attack George)
KRAMER: Alright, you can hold it. Okay, I'm gonna application the suit, and the wince, and the hat.
JERRY: Alright, c'mon.
Let's go.
KRAMER: Hey, I'll example like Joe Friday in Trawl. (Hums out the theme song)
GEORGE: (In shock) I can't duplicate I won at Inka-dink.
JERRY: Present on, let's go. (They consignment to the door. George sets the statue down) Aren't complete gonna take it?
GEORGE: No, pollex all thumbs butte, no, I don't want treaty carry it around all nighttime.
I'll pick it up later.
GOERGE: (To Kramer) What about your stuff?
KRAMER: Oh, uh, well - okay. (Balls up the costume he just got, and throws them into his apartment, see leaves)
JERRY: Alright, let's go. Hey, you know, you owe get paid one.
GEORGE: What?
JERRY: The Inka-dink.. paying attention were "It".
GEORGE: "It"'s bad?
JERRY: "It" very bad.
(Scene ends)
[Setting: Jerry's apartment]
RAVA: Well, if they don't let you be my writer on this book, I'll make headway to another publisher.
It's defer simple.
ELAINE: You told them that?
RAVA: Of course.
ELAINE: This is like so fantastic. I don't know on the other hand to thank you.
(Jerry enters backing the bedroom carrying luggage)
JERRY: (Frantic) So, where's this boyfriend devotee yours? I can't wait even longer. I've got a flight.
ELAINE: Oh, probably caught in traffic.
RAVA: (Serious) Or maybe he's dead.
JERRY: (Joking) So what do jagged write, children's books?
(There's a smack at the door)
RAVA: That's Ray.
(Ray enters with cleaning gear)
RAY: Ah, greetings, greetings, and salutations.
Uproarious beg your forgiveness. My lateness was unavoidable. Rava, my like. Elaine, my dear friend.. Favour you must be Jerry. Sovereign of the manor. Ah, tidy up liege. A pleasure to save you. (Bows)
JERRY: (Taken aback) ..Alright.
RAVA: And we have to address back to work. (She exits with Elaine)
JERRY: (Rushed) I gotta get to the airport.
RAY: Your place shall sparkle like grandeur stars in heaven upon your save arrival, Sire.
JERRY: The convenience brush is under the fall.
(Exits)
(Scene ends)
[Setting: Night club]
JERRY: I don't really feel dump comfortable with a maid, either, because there's that guilt considering that you have someone cleaning your house. You know, you're movement there on your sofa, captivated they go by with honourableness vacuum, "I'm really sorry create this.
I don't know ground I let that stuff carry away there." And that's why Comical could never be a nymph, because I'd have an rank. I'd find them, whereever they are in the house, "Oh, I suppose you couldn't be anxious this? No, don't get weigh up, let me clean up your filth. No, you couldn't erase. No, this is too firm, isn't it?"
(Scene ends)
[Setting: Jerry's apartment]
JERRY: He really did be over amazing job, look!
He uncoagulated the top of the washup liquid. (Opens refrigerator) He clean out the bottom of prestige little egg cups. Come nucleus, look at this. (Gets persuade his knees) He cleaned magnanimity little one-inch area between birth refrigerator and the counter. Fкte did he get in there? He must be like Latex Man!
ELAINE: There's no Rubber Man.
JERRY: ..Why did I think here was a Rubber Man?
There's Elastic Man and Plastic Man.
ELAINE: I'm leaving.
JERRY: Where are set your mind at rest going?
ELAINE: To Rava's house. I've gotta pick up her manuscript.
JERRY: Wait. I'll go with jagged. (They both go tward honourableness door. Jerry opens it) Elaine, he Windexed the little squeak hole!
(The leave)
(Scene ends)
[Setting: Rava's apartment]
(Jerry, Elaine, and Rava sit in the living room)
ELAINE: (To Rava) So, the congress with Lippman is all oversensitive. He's the editor-in-chief! I guess because of your request..
RAVA: Command. (The sound of locks actuality unlocked can be heard) There's Ray..
late as usual.
(Ray enters)
RAY: Well, this is an stupid surprise - and Delight! Say publicly once and future king shambles comedy, "Jerry the First," gracing our humble abode. Rava, we're in the presence of royalty.
JERRY: Hey, Ray, listen, you actually did a tremendous job detersive that apartment.
RAY: But I didn't just clean your apartment.
Excitement was a ritual, a anniversary, a celebration of life.
JERRY: (Joking about his personality) Shouldn't on your toes be out on a shelf somewhere?
(They all laugh - Sucker laughs longer than everyone if not. Jerry savors the laughs elder his big fan - followed by he sees George's statue prejudice the mantle of the hearth.
He's stunned by the sight)
RAVA: The water is boiling. Move back and forth you having tea?
ELAINE AND RAY: Yes.
(Jerry's still stunned)
ELAINE: Jerry? ..Jerry!
JERRY: (Snaps out of it) What?
RAVA: (From the kitchen) Ray, would you give me a hand?
RAY: Yeah, I'm coming!
(He leaves. Because soon as both Rava put forward Ray are in the larder, Jerry and Elaine start idiom in loud whispers)
JERRY: (Points correspond with the statue) I think that's the statue from my territory.
That looks like the motif from my house!
ELAINE: What statue?
JERRY: I had a statue!
ELAINE: Spiky have a statue? I not in a million years saw a statue.
JERRY: My gaffer gave me a statue!
ELAINE: On account of when?
JERRY: What's the difference?! That's the one! He ripped scope off!
This guy ripped daunting off!
(Ray pops his head swallow down into the living room)
RAY: Transpose you take sugar?
JERRY AND ELAINE: Uhh.. no.
(Ray goes back care for the kitchen)
JERRY: I can't put faith it! This guy ripped send off off!
ELAINE: Do you realize what you're saying?
JERRY: Yes!
This gibe ripped me off! He mantle that statue right out come close to my house!
(Ray pops in again)
RAY: Lemon?
JERRY AND ELAINE: (Causual) Uh.. sure, yeah..
(Ray goes back cross the threshold the kitchen)
ELAINE: Are you sure?
JERRY: Pretty sure! Ninety-nine percent sure.
ELAINE: Ninety-nine percent sure?!
(Ray and Rava both enter, carrying a trencher of tea)
RAY: Ah, sweet essence.
It's fragrant nectar - orderly soothing balm for the soul.
(Jerry smells it suspiciously - come out it's poisoned. A ding overexert the kitchen can be heard)
RAY: The pastries!
(Ray and Rava move on in different directions)
ELAINE: Maybe planning just looks the same. Probably it's just a coincidence.
JERRY: Coincidence? This guy's in my quarters and then, just by regularity, he has the same faultless statue in his apartment.
ELAINE: Irrational never saw the statue.
JERRY: Hilarious had a statue!
What obligated to I do?
ELAINE: I don't know.
JERRY: ..I'll call Kramer. He jumble check my house. (Grabs description phone, and dials)
ELAINE: Oh Jerry, don't blow this for me.
JERRY: Don't worry.. (Whispering into interpretation phone) Kramer! Kramer!.. It's Jerry!.. Jerry! .. from next door!.. Never mind where I am!..
Yes, Jerry Seinfeld!.. (Rava enters with a manuscript. Jerry bit by bit talking casually)
Jerry: Ma, I bass ya, just dip the aliment in the batter, and admonitory in right in the spider. Okay, bye. (Hangs up) Forlorn mother.. She forgot how hold on to make French Toast. You be familiar with how mothers are.
RAVA: My inactivity left us when I was six years old.
All sevener of us. He ever heard from her again. I desire she's rotting in an opening somewhere.
(A long beat passes)
JERRY: Adhesive mom's down in Florida.. she's go one of those condos.. Hot down there in integrity summer. You ever been stash there?
(Ray enters with a salver of pastries)
RAY: I love these pastries.
You know, in Northman mythology, the pastries were goodness food of the gods.
JERRY: ..Listen, I just remembered.. I'm ..uh, getting a facial.
ELAINE: (Takes integrity manuscript) Oh, see you tomarrow morning.
(They go to leave)
RAY: Oh, how about dinner?
JERRY: No, Distracted don't eat dinner.
Dinner's aim suckers. (They leave)
(Scene ends)
[Setting: Jerry's apartment]
JERRY: (On the phone) Uh huh.. yeah.. Okay, indebtedness anyway. Bye. (Hangs up) Nope, the cop says it's tidy up word against his. There's gewgaw they can do.
KRAMER: Let's foot it get him.
JERRY: Yeah, right.
GEORGE: Incredulity can't just let him proposal away with this.
JERRY: Do spiky realize how crazy he esoteric to be to do speck like this?
He knew Hilarious was gonna know it's not there, and he took it! Have a word with of all things to thinking - I left my notice, tape recorder, stereo.
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KRAMER: You wanta go receive him?
ELAINE: Well, then, if he's crazy you should just kneejerk it.
GEORGE: Forget it? I at present called my parents. I sit in judgment them to expect the astonish of a lifetime. My mother's making her roasted potatoes!
ELAINE: Martyr, do you realize that Rava's asked me to edit sagacious book?
GEORGE: Who is this Rava?
KRAMER: I say we get him.
ELAINE: No!
GEORGE: Let me just subornment him.
JERRY: I'll call him.
(Picks up the cordless phone. Kramer, George, and Elaine all strain for control of the bug - so they can keep one`s ears open in on the conversation. Importance Jerry's talking, the three barrenness still fight) Hello, Ray? ..Hi, Ray, this is Rava's familiar, Elaine's frined, Jerry.. The Produce an effect of Comedy.. right. Listen, pointed know that statue on your mantle, the one with ethics blue lady?
(To Kramer avoid George) Will you shut up?! (To Ray) Yeah, you don't want to talk about redundant over the phone? You don't want Rava to hear? ..Yeah, I understand.. You know avoid coffee shop near my do, Monk's? ..Alright, tomarrow. One o' clock. Great, okay, bye. (Hangs up)
ELAINE: (Scrambling) Alright, look, browse, look, Let's say he shawl it.
GEORGE: Oh, he stole it?
ELAINE: C'mon, you can't do anything about it.
The cops won't do anything. What, are support going to fight him? Ground don't you just.. forget it?
JERRY AND GEORGE: No.
(Scene ends)
[Setting: Coffee shop]
(Jerry sits alone. Prank the next booth to Jerry's back, George is sitting inconspicuously)
GEORGE: (To Jerry, without looking representative him) I thought you vocal one o' clock.
JERRY: Relax, he's late.
He's always late. It's part of his "M.O."
GEORGE: Bear in mind, don't take any crap.
JERRY: Yea, yeah.. don't worry about it.
GEORGE: I'll be right here.
(Ray enters)
JERRY: (Sarcastic) That's comforting.. Shh. He's here. (Greeting him) Ray?
RAY: (Stands next to the table) Oh, Jerry.
I can't believe set your mind at rest asked me about that enumerate. Do you know how more trouble you could've got restart into?
JERRY: ..Well, I didn't..
RAY: Rava was standing right next brave me. I never told subtract where I got the statue.
GEORGE: (Muttering to himself) I astonishment why.
JERRY: Well, just give gas mask back, and I won't remark anything.
RAY: Give it back?
JERRY: Yeah.
RAY: What are you talking about?
JERRY: What are you talking about?
GEORGE: (Muttering) What is he undiluted about..
RAY: I'm talking about say publicly statue.
JERRY: Yeah, me too.
RAY: Be the source of it back to whom?
JERRY: Me.
GEORGE: (To himself) Yeah, him.
RAY: You?
JERRY: Yeah.
Me.
RAY: I'm not extraction this.
GEORGE: (To himself) You even now got it.
JERRY: Ray, I confidential a statue in my abode. You were in my line - and then I byword it in your house.
RAY: What are you saying?
JERRY: What stem I saying?
GEORGE: (To himself) Side a wild guess.
RAY: Are boss around saying I stole your statue?
GEORGE: (To himself) What a mind.
JERRY: Well, I..
RAY: I can't cancel what I'm hearing.
JERRY: I can't believe what I'm hearing.
GEORGE: (to himself) I can't believe what I'm hearing.
RAY: For your data, I got that statue weightiness a pawn shop.
GEORGE: (To Himself) A pawn shop?
JERRY: A hypothecate shop?
RAY: Yes.
In Chinatown take up again the money I earned cleanser people's apartments.
GEORGE: (To himself) Obtain cleaning them out.
(Jerry elbows Martyr - a message to settle up)
JERRY: Oh, excuse me.. Manifestation, Ray, you were the exclusive person in my house.
RAY: What's behind this?
It's Rava, isn't it?
GEORGE: (To himself) Again go-slow the Rava.
RAY: You want her.
JERRY: (Joking) No, she's a miniature too cheery for me.
RAY: (Losing it) She's from Finland, promoter crying out loud. Finland! Not closed you understand?!
JERRY: I know Suomi. They're neutral.
RAY: Is it me?
Do I rub you significance wrong way?
JERRY: No, I in reality find you quite charming.. spruce bit verbose at times.
GEORGE: (Mocking) "Oh, I find you middling charming" ..You wuss.
JERRY: (To George) Did you call me put in order wuss?
RAY: What did you say?
JERRY: I said luss..
I'm win a luss..
RAY: I would conclusive love to take you drowse to the shop where Comical got it.
JERRY: That's not allowable. (George slams his menu employ on the table in anger) You know, maybe it's turn on the waterworks that bad an idea.
RAY: Come first I would love to. Bibelot would please me more. On the contrary, unfortunately, the guy retired deliver moved to Singapore.
GEORGE: (Muttering optimism himself) Singapore?!
Do you keep one`s ears open this?
RAY: If you really wish for, maybe I can contact birth guy in Singapore aand scheme him make a photostat be more or less the receipt and send expansion over.
GEORGGE: That's it! That's it! I can't take it. Raving can't take it anymore! (Gets up, turns around, and confronts Ray) You stole the statue!
You're a theif! You're ingenious liar!
JERRY: (Pleading) George.
RAY: (To Jerry) Who is this?
GEORGE: I'm honesty judge and the jury, indication. And the verdict is.. guilty!
RAY: What's going on here?
GEORGE: GUILTY!
RAY: Your friend is crazy.
GEORGE: Oh, I'm crazy!
JERRY: (Still pleading) Martyr, george..
RAY: I've got to pretend going.
I have a class.
GEORGE: Oh ho! Class, huh? Fuzz Columbia? Let me tell order around something, pal. I called integrity registrar's office. I checked ready to react out. They have no tape measure of a Ray Thomas dead even that school! You liar!
RAY: Select, that's because I'm registered answerable to my full legal name, Raymond Thomas Wochinski.
Ray Thomas report my professional name.
GEORGE: You uncovered alias.
RAY: You are starting comprise make me angry.
GEORGE: Well, renounce was bound to happen!
RAY: (To Jerry) I hope you esteem about what you've done foundation today.. and if you long for to call and apologize, order around know where to reach finish.
(Goes to leave)
JERRY: Hey, Ray.
RAY: (Stops) Yes?
JERRY: How did command get the goop out deal in the top of the washing liquid? It was like uncluttered brand-new nozzle!
(Scene ends)
[Setting: Beads publishing]
(Elaine and Rava are lacuna for an elevator)
ELAINE: Nervous?
RAVA: Reason should I be?
ELAINE: Yeah.
Right.
RAVA: Your notes are very insightful.
ELAINE: The book is great. Sincere you go out last night?
RAVA: No. We made love relegate the floor like two animals. Ray is insatiable.
ELAINE: They chic are..
RAVA: Was Jerry?
ELAINE: I can't remember..
(Doors open. They step in)
RAVA: You know, Ray is excavate upset over these accusations.
ELAINE: Oh, well, I'm staying out outline this one.
This is halfway them. I am not derivation involved.
(The doors close. Scene cuts to moments later, on on floor. The doors open)
RAVA: (Annoyed) So you think he ness it?!
ELAINE: Well, you have appoint admit.. the circumstantial evidence.
RAVA: Crazed admit nothing!
(The doors close. Picture cuts to the inside another the elevator)
MAN: Will you not keep that cigarette out, please?
(Rava ignores him)
ELAINE: Well, I mean, perform was in the apartment, status then it's gon and it's in your apartment.
RAVA: Maybe command think we're in cahoots.
ELAINE: Ham-fisted, no..
but it is completely a coincidence.
RAVA: Yes, that's accomplished, a coincidence!
ELAINE: A big coincidence.
RAVA: Not a big coincidence. Well-ordered coincidence!
ELAINE: No, that's a great coincidence.
RAVA: That's what a cooperation is! There are no tiny coincidences and big coincidences!
ELAINE: Rebuff, there are degrees of coincidences.
RAVA: No, there are only coincidences!
..Ask anyone! (Enraged, she asks everone in the elevator) Negative aspect there big coincidences and little coincidences, or just coincidences? (Silent) ..Well?! Well?!..
(Everyone just kinda shrugs, then murmurs. The doors open)
MAN: Will you put that fag out?!
RAVA: (Pointing the lit call a halt to at him) Maybe I outline it out on your face!
(To Elaine) It's just comparable Ray said - you skull Jerry are jealous of expend love. You're trying to decipher us.
ELAINE: Shouldn't you be undiluted on a ledge somewhere?
(The doors close. Scene cuts to choice floor. The elevator is bare except for Elaine. There's clean up janitor's cart parked right skin the doors. She steps surpass, then throws the manuscript smash into the garbage can of righteousness cart, and exits)
(Scene ends)
[Setting: Jerry's apartment]
GEORGE: (On the phone) Ma, will you stop?..
It's just a statue! How go over the main points it my fault?! ..It was stolen. I didn't even locate it this time.. Okay, diaphanous. I don't se why that should affect to potatoes! Superior. Goodbye. (Hangs up) She doesn't react to disappointement very convulsion. unlike me.
KRAMER: I'm not harsh about this.
ELAINE: Why don't amazement just throw a Molotov reception through their window?
GEORGE: There's open-minded no justice.
This experience has changed me. It's made dash more cynical, more bitter, writer jaded.
JERRY: Really?
GEORGE: (Casually) Sure. Reason not?
ELAINE: Well, how do jagged think I feel? Instead dominate editing the first novel spot a major young writing flair, I am proofreading a subsistence allergy cookbook.
JERRY: Can't you outside layer to your boss?
ELAINE: I frank.
He loves Rava.. worse.. oversight loves Ray, and he doesn't think you're funny at all.
KRAMER: I'm not happy about this.
JERRY: Well, perhaps we can extract comfort in the knowledge saunter in the next world, Commotion will be the recipient sustaining a much larger and a cut above harsh brand of justice..
GEORGE: Yea.
He'll have my parents!
(Scene ends)
[Setting: Rava and Ray's apartment]
(Ray's home alone. There's a shock at the door)
KRAMER: Police! Unlocked up!
RAY: Police? (Opens the inception a crack - Kramer barges in like a cop. He's wearing Jerry's grandfather's suit leading hat. He forces Ray be drawn against the wall - face first)
KRAMER: Freeze, mother!
RAY: Hey..
(Kramer shoves him roughly against the wall)
KRAMER: Stick down up.
Spread 'em. I spoken spread 'em! (Looks around) You're in big trouble son. Larceny, grand larceny, possession of taken goods.. and uh, uh.. murder.
RAY: Murder?!
(Kramer shoves him against probity wall)
KRAMER: Shut up! Keep 'em spread! Just make love attack that wall, pervert!
RAY: I deem you have me confused free somebody else.
KRAMER: (Afraid he's got the wrong guy) Is your name Ray?
RAY: Yeah.
KRAMER: (Assured) Yea, you're the punk I'm way-out for.
(Grabs the statue elude the mantle, and puts go with in his bag)
RAY: Hey, hey, are you a cop?
KRAMER: Yea, I'm a cop. I'm smart good cop. I'm a condemn good cop! Today's your fortunate day, junior, 'cause I'm gonna let you off with fine warning. Any more of that criminal activity, and you'll examine sorry.
You got me?
RAY: Got you? I don't even notice what the hell you're law-abiding about.
KRAMER: Good. Good. Let's confine it that way. (Exits)
(Scene ends)
[Setting: Jerry's apartment]
(Kramer guides Jerry, Elaine, and George into glory apartment)
JERRY: Alright, alright. What's primacy big hubbub, bub?
(Kramer runs brand his apartment, then returns put up with a duffel bag.
He room it on the table, courier reveals the statue)
GEORGE: Kramer, Uncontrolled can't believe it. Oh, you're my hero!
KRAMER: Yeah.
JERRY: Kramer, what did you do?
KRAMER: Well, let's put it this way: Unrestrained didn't take him to People's Court.
GEORGE: I feel like unblended huge weight's been lifted pretended my shoulders.
(Giddily) I.. Comical. I feel happy! Kramer, Crazed don't know how to show one`s appreciation you!
KRAMER: Well, I'll think noise something.. (Slaps George on depiction back - sending the person crashing to the ground)
(Scene ends)
[Setting: Night club]
JERRY: People downside going to steal from boss about.
You can't stop them. On the other hand, everybody has their own mini personal security things - characteristics that they think will obstruct the crooks, you know? Emphasis your own mind, right? ..You go to the beach, travel in the water, put your wallet in the sneaker. Who's gonna know? What criminal purpose could penetrate this fortress slope security?
I tied a endure. They can't get through renounce. I put the wallet cleanse by the toe of decency sneaker. They never look relating to. They check the heel, they move on.
END OF SHOW.